Graduation Rap

(Just imagine this with a beat-box in your head)

I just graduated from the UNC!

I have now conquered the university!

The world is now my oyster, now time to dine!
Because that college diploma I've earned is MINE!

It wasn't easy, that much I can say!

I wanted to quit almost every day!
I cried, I stressed, I complained to my mom!

Yet it was all worth it: graduating's da bomb!

Back when I was young, it was very rough startin'!

My parents thought I couldn't go to kindergarten!

High and middle school was never where I stayed,

I was homeschooled from third all the way to twelfth grade!

I started at a local community college,

from which I started my academic knowledge!

Then I went with my buddy to a school far away!

But it wasn't a good fit, so I didn't stay!

At UNC I met over a hundred friends!
Ones I'll keep in touch with after school ends!
I went through classes both great and horrific,

But I never failed, so that's kinda terrific!

Now I'm out of school, and I say PEACE!
I've worked through gallons of elbow grease!

And now that I'm done, who knows what'll happen!
But life is a dance, so I better start tappin'!

Through twelve semesters and almost six years,

Through my ridiculous and irrational fears,

I have walked the walk, and made it through!
If I can graduate, then hell, so can you!